Mark first started the Lugano program when he bought a boat back in the year something. Then he went to Geico and saved a lot of money on his car insurance. Mark calmly and patiently puts up with all the giant clowns below. Contact Mr. Stratton here!

Most lovable red-headed sailing the seas. Ging wears many hats onboard Lugano, none of which can tame his hair.

Mike said he was going to write a bunch of funny "shit" to put on this page, but so far nada. So, I'm going to make up some "shit" for Mike. He likes the Jonas Brothers, 2% milk and short-shorts, in that order.

Always prepared, Chris will change outfits at least three time per race. He believes in moisturizing, "video for the website" and all sorts of, like, boats. He can be found napping below deck drinking straight rum (yes, while napping).

When in doubt, remember: Kynan is just being Kynan. He bought new gloves that are "guaranteed tough", embodying the spirit of the untameable soul that is Kynan (don't worry, that didn't make sense to me either). If something goes right or wrong or just "goes", it's because — Kynan happened.

Mysterious accents and scandalous stories. Make a list, check it twice, and then GO DO IT, says Bill. He founded mylifelist.org.

Representing the ladies, holla!!! Nora keeps it real while keeping it REAL. She's styling, flying, photographing.

Are you tired of seeing kelp all over your stuff? Expert kelp-checker-upper is one of the most demanding positions onboard a man-of-war, I mean, boat. She's 100% to blame for this site. Contact her directly to complain. Complaints not accepted from people using Internet Explorer.

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Well, Blunty is ALWAYS on a boat because he lives in one. Doesn't do "the internet" and will probably never read this so I can write whatever I want. Need a sail tie? He probably has one somewhere on his person at any given time.

I think Vance is wearing a ''Vance'' hat in that photo, just so you remember, hey, I'm Vance. No, I'm not Pete or Dan, I'm V-A-N-C-E. He's into the Facebooking and likes to send mean messages, like, ''Oh I'm eating sushi and YOU'RE NOT!'' Vance would like to encourage you to hug him.

Elliott can be found around the Gaslamp Quarter in San Diego wearing feather boas, encouraging the collection of hubcabs come adrift, and telling his female shipmates to befriend strangers so we don't have to wait for a table. He owns a tent.